Is The Primate Fiasco my real dad?: No

Are you gay?: No

Is anyone gay?: Yes, lots of people

What is you're trombone players name?: We don't have a trombone player.

Are you anything like the Dixie Chicks?: The Dixie chicks are a pop/country band. The word "dixie" in that sense is referring to a geographical area (south of the Mason-Dixon Line AKA "the south"). Dixieland got it's name the same way but it was before Pop/Country music was invented and way before television enabled people like the Dixie Chicks to leave their karaoke machine. To answer the question, yes. We've modeled our sound and appearance after the Dixie Chicks? We're a Dixie Chicks tribute band. (you might think I'm kidding with this question but we get it all the time. Probably from the same people who ask the Dixie Chicks, "are you a small paper cup with baby chickens in it?)

Are you kidding?: No

How much do you charge to play a show?: contact us

Does it hurt?: Only at first.

How long have you been playing?: about 47 feet

When are you playing again?: join our mailing list